punkassliam:

This is one of the best things I have ever seen

Anonymous: "What gets you out of bed in the mornings?"

chuckpalahniuk:

Only the need to urinate.

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

punk-rock-reject:

trying to dodge drama from this “fam” likeimage

*cries under the mistletoe with a bottle of vodka*

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!